Can any (German?) Oppos translate this video?

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11/27/2015 at 18:25 • Filed to: None

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Thanks.


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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/27/2015 at 18:31

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Did not watch the entire video, but they are comparing gearboxes and the AWD systems by climbing the ski slope.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/27/2015 at 18:34

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I miss my C5 even more now! :’(

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
11/27/2015 at 18:34

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Well yes, I can see that. I was wondering very specifically what’s being said.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > EL_ULY
11/27/2015 at 18:36

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Sorry :(


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/27/2015 at 18:41

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My german is rusty but this is what I got:

1- 3er is the sportier of them all and the fastest, but not that good in the snow.

2-X5 has enough power, ride height and the rear differential helps so it goes further

3- Lexus is shit.

4- Volvo has a good system but I’m not sure what they say about it.

5-Nissan Patrol is let down by the underpowered diesel engine and something about it having the wrong tires.

6- Audi has the Torsten system, adjustable ride-height and the turbos so it wins by far.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/27/2015 at 21:02

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“I am a stuffy reporter with a ridiculous microphone, and these are three old wheeled vehicles on which a test shall now be performed.”


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > C62030
11/27/2015 at 21:19

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I’m not sure if that’s correct or not, but it’s making me giggle.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/27/2015 at 21:30

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The only German I know is “doppelkupplungsgetriebe” (alongside “Mercedes Porsche Volkswagen”), which is a transmission, so it probably isn’t true, but if it is I shall be extremely impressed.


Kinja'd!!! Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders > My citroen won't start
11/28/2015 at 07:13

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They say the Lexus has a meh system and that Volvo has basically the same but somehow gets further.

Some of the technical stuff they spew out seems inaccurate though so I won’t bother translating it all.